“Attorneys at their worst”? The kind with scaly skins, cold blooded metabolic systems, and phobic to daylight? (Entry redacted to maintain contest objectivity and not to embarrass anyone except lawyers.)
[Hans Castorp] deals with the worst of lawyers, who range from the computer-savvy to those who are completely technically-clueless, and with their legal assistants, all while keeping his cool, injecting his own brand of humor into all situations, and competently handling every situation that comes across his desk numerous times daily, 7 days a week, 24 hours a day, even while on vacation. We are a large [specialist] law firm that handles the legal aspects of [client] projects worldwide as well as contractors dealing with [public sector organizations], and thus we help make a significant positive contribution to our nation’s economy. Mr. [Castorp] is the techno-force behind the legal minds that make this happen. Any man who can deal with attorneys like he does–attorneys at their worst–is highly deserving of the SysAdmin of the Year award!







